WHAT IS LOVE?

Ano nga ba ang pag-ibig?
Maraming nagtatanong at madalas
inihahambing ang pag ibig sa kahit anong
...

bagay sa mundo. Minsan ang pag-ibig
parang..

Joke. Minsan pilit.

Tubig. Mahalaga pero naaaksaya.
School. Pinag-aaralan, pinag-uukulan ng
panahon, pinagkakagastusan at siniseryoso.

Math. Dun ako mahina.

Science. Maraming dapat patunayan.

P.E. Minsan nakakapagod. Minsan boring.
Minsan papawisan ka. Madalas, naglalaro ka
lang talaga.

Plastic cover. Transparent.

Bible. Maraming Lesson.

Ipis na tinapakan. Akala mo patay na, yun
pala buhay pa.

Tsinelas. Makakapaglakad ka ba ng ayos
kapag wala ang isa?

Damit. Hindi lang basta bagay sayo, dapat
komportable ka din.

Washing machine. Paikot-ikot lang.

Global warming.Hindi mo mamamalayang
nararamdaman mo na pala.

Sikat ng araw sa umaga. Minsan magigising
ka nalang, nagmamahal ka na.

Ulan sa gabi. Napapayakap ka sa unan.

Farmville. Pag may tinanim, may aanihin.

Halaman. Kapag hindi inalagaan,
namamatay.

Coconut. Bigla nalang mahuhulog XD

Basketball. May shoot, may rebound, may
foul.

Basketball ulet. Dapat give and take.

Chess. Touchmove. Wala ng balikan.

Yoyo. Madaming ups and downs

Stuff toy. Kapag bago parating kasama, pero
pag luma na, echapwera na.

Paborito mong laruan. Kahit sira na, ayaw
mo pa din bitiwan.

Antique. habang tumatagal, nagmamahal.

Greeting. Better late than never.

Boxing. Hindi maiiwasan na may
masasaktan.

Unli.Nag-eexpire.

Telepono. Long-distance.

Teleserye. Abangan ang susunod na
kabanata.

Teleserye Ulet. Walang Hanggan.

Love song. Makakarelate ka.

Injection. Minsan masakit talaga, pero
minsan parang kagat lang ng langgam.

Pag-iigib. Nakakapagod.

Antok. Hirap labanan.

Sakit. Kumakalat, nakakahawa, lumalala.Gamot lang dito ay paglimot.

Sipon. Makapigil-hininga.

Bulutong. Nag-iiwan ng marka.

Mata ko. Malabo.

Bangs. One-sided.

Kulot. Mahirap ituwid.

Ngongo. Di maintindihan.

Crayon. Makulay.

Ampalaya. Bitter.

Leche-Flan. Minsan Sweet, minsan LECHE.

Greenwich. Cheesy.

Minatamis. Pag tumagal pwedeng mapanis.

Traffic. Nakakainip na, nakakabadtrip pa.

Trahedya. Nakakapagbago ng pananaw sa
buhay.

Password ko. Secret!

Ikaw, ano ang pag-ibig mo??

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YOUNG DRINKERS SITUATION IN THE PHILIPPINES

Drinking alcoholic beverages beyond one's capacity to the point of intoxication is a risky behaviour in which most young people get involved at some time. In a survey conducted by the University of the Philippines in 1994, 60 per cent or 5.3 million Filipino youths are said to be drinking alcoholic beverages. About 4.2 million of them are males and 1.1 ...

million are females. The study stated that most of the Filipino teenagers have tried cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs. In fact, there are more alcoholic drinkers than smokers.

On the average, Filipino youths start drinking alcohol at the age of 16 or 17. However, there are also many cases when children as young as 12 years old are already drinking alcoholic beverages. About 37 per cent of the respondents in the survey have continued the habit of drinking alcohol while 33 per cent said they only drink alcoholic beverages on special occasions. Some 17 per cent said they have already decided to stop the vice of drinking.

In the Philippines, drinking is more acceptable among girls than smoking. Nevertheless, it is still the case that it is considered more appropriate for men than for women to drink. Parents are more lax with boys, giving them more freedom to drink alcohol than their sisters.

The teenagers said their family, friends, and the mass media have influenced them to experiment with drinking alcohol. Underscoring the critical role that the family plays in youth behaviours, young people seem to take their cue from their own parents' attitudes and behaviour. Thus, a boy who grows up with an alcoholic father is more likely to become one himself.

The study indicated that those who are more likely to drink are those:

-who are not living with parents (for example, college students living in dormitories)
-whose parents approve of drinking
-who frequently attends social gatherings
-who enjoy going out to parties, bars and discos
-who do not take part in sports activities

Crime and Violence

Greater alcohol availability is associated with greater consumption and a greater number of problems.

A number of cases of sexual and drug abuse, suicide and violence among Filipinos have been caused by habitual drunkenness or alcohol intoxication. The Philippine General Hospital considers patients with blood alcohol levels of 0.05 per cent (50 mg/100 ml) to be medically intoxicated.

Source: http://www.ias.org.uk/resources/publications/theglobe/globe200103-04/gl200103-04_p12.html

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Nibiru Cataclysm

The breaking news is that our solar WIMP, aka Nibiru, aka Planet-X, aka Neptune, is behaving according to the Mayan and Nostradamian prophecies. It is leaving its unstable orbit and will soon be on its way to Earth. Large-scale computations by a NASA team headed by Dr. Nancy Lieder have revealed that this WIMP weighing in at 17 times Earth, will approach our planet at the end-date of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, December this year. The good news is: there will be no collision. 

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